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Patricia:
Bella has it so good.
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Me:
...What?
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Patricia:
Bella!
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Me:
Uhhh. Bella Swan?
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Patricia:
Yeah! She's got a rich, hot boyfriend who wants to buy her cars.
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Me:
I know, right?! What kind of girl doesn't want her boyfriend to buy her a car.
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Patricia; I know! Hell yeah I want my boyfriend to buy me a car.
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Me:
Shit, buy me a mansion while you're at it!
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Patricia:
Who cares if a bunch of vampires are after you? You've got a whole clan on your side.
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Me:
And the werewolves too!
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Patricia:
She's got the best of both worlds! Poor her, she's got two people in love with her.
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Me:
And they're both hot.
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Patricia:
Right?!
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Me:
And she gets to make out with them. Poor Bella.
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Patricia:
If she wasn't so stupid, she wouldn't have had a demon vampire baby. And she's not attractive in the book. She was like, "So I put on my brown skirt and a turtle neck..." Who does that?! She's in high school! No one dresses like that!
Tada.
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Me:
You're making me sad!
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Patricia:
I can tell by the smile on your face.
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Me:
Shut up!
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Patricia:
No you shut up!
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Me:
No you shut up!
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Patricia:
Make a video!
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Me:
No!
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Patricia:
Whore.
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Me:
I need to take a shower. Then we can take pictures on my webcam!
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Patricia:
While you're in the shower?
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Me:
-_________-
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Patricia:
Is that a yes?
Patricia & I. (Again)
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Me:
Hey! [Breaking Dawn Part 1] comes out on February 11th!
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Patricia:
Hey, that's the day my grandma died.
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Me:
..............Way to make that depressing.
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Later on...
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Me:
I feel like we're going to hell for laughing at something like that.
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Patricia:
*hands in the air* HEY I LOVE MY GRANDMA, I REALLY DO.
Patricia & I.
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Patricia:
Smell this.
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Me:
It smells like old people.
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Patricia:
.......Maybe I like the smell of old people.
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Me:
*straight face* ......I have nothing to say to that......
Oh, Patricia.
Patricia: “I was creepin’ on him all day yesterday. I made a screensaver.”
Me: “Yup, I’m going to post that.”
I love my Ohana.
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Dad:
When I win the lottery I'm going to buy us a mansion.
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Me:
Yeah, and it'll have separate wings.
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Donna:
We'll call it "Plantation 'Kotex'".
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Dad:
Yup, and you can "Stayfree".
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Donna:
Well, not "Always".
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Me:
Yeah, it "Depends".
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Mom:
You guys are ridiculous.
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