• Patricia: Bella has it so good.
• Me: ...What?
• Patricia: Bella!
• Me: Uhhh. Bella Swan?
• Patricia: Yeah! She's got a rich, hot boyfriend who wants to buy her cars.
• Me: I know, right?! What kind of girl doesn't want her boyfriend to buy her a car.
• Patricia; I know! Hell yeah I want my boyfriend to buy me a car.
• Me: Shit, buy me a mansion while you're at it!
• Patricia: Who cares if a bunch of vampires are after you? You've got a whole clan on your side.
• Me: And the werewolves too!
• Patricia: She's got the best of both worlds! Poor her, she's got two people in love with her.
• Me: And they're both hot.
• Patricia: Right?!
• Me: And she gets to make out with them. Poor Bella.
• Patricia: If she wasn't so stupid, she wouldn't have had a demon vampire baby. And she's not attractive in the book. She was like, "So I put on my brown skirt and a turtle neck..." Who does that?! She's in high school! No one dresses like that!

Patricia decided to play with my hair while I was creepin’ on tumblr. This is the finished product.

Cepacol.

• Patricia: 'Cause dragons have that problem.
• Me: It's the loch ness monster.
• Patricia: .......It's a sea dragon.

Tada.

• Me: You're making me sad!
• Patricia: I can tell by the smile on your face.
• Me: Shut up!
• Patricia: No you shut up!
• Me: No you shut up!
• Patricia: Make a video!
• Me: No!
• Patricia: Whore.

• Me: I need to take a shower. Then we can take pictures on my webcam!
• Patricia: While you're in the shower?
• Me: -_________-
• Patricia: Is that a yes?

Dear tumblr,

Please be prepared. Due to the fact that we are extra funny today, almost everything that Patricia and I say will be posted. ENJOY.

Sincerely,
Me.

Me: “READ IT BITCH.”
Patricia: “LIKE MY SHIT.”

Patricia & I. (Again)

• Me: Hey! [Breaking Dawn Part 1] comes out on February 11th!
• Patricia: Hey, that's the day my grandma died.
• Me: ..............Way to make that depressing.
• Later on...
• Me: I feel like we're going to hell for laughing at something like that.
• Patricia: *hands in the air* HEY I LOVE MY GRANDMA, I REALLY DO.

Patricia & I.

• Patricia: Smell this.
• Me: It smells like old people.
• Patricia: .......Maybe I like the smell of old people.
• Me: *straight face* ......I have nothing to say to that......

Oh, Patricia.

Patricia: “I was creepin’ on him all day yesterday. I made a screensaver.”

Me: “Yup, I’m going to post that.”

Reblog this if…

tylercarter4l:

You’re stoked about me doing a song with my boy Kellin Quinn on my upcoming release! ;) 

PATRICIA. :)

Ocean Eyes.: Bank Adventure.

athomeintheclouds:

So, today Steph and I went to the bank to get her accounts linked. A man named Chris offered to help us. While he was going through documents and such, Steph and I were talking about all the concert tickets we have to buy within the next few months, like tickets to the Mayday Parade show on…

Best. Day. Ever.

“I feel like we’re in Africa.” - Patricia

Patricia imitating my dad. I must say, this is pretty accurate.