British [X] You drink a lot of tea.  You know what a brolly is.  Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.  You wanted Ben to win X Factor. [X] You use the word “bugger”or the phrase “bloody hell.”  Fish and Chips are yummy.  You can eat a Full English Breakfast.  You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.  Its football…not soccer. Total: 2
Australian  You wear flip flops all year.  You call flipflops thongs not flip flops. [X] You love a backyard barbie. [X] You know a barbie is not a doll. [X] You love the beach. [X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.  You’re a sports fanatic.  You are tanned.  You’re a bit of a bogan. [X] You have an australian something Total: 5
Italian  The Sopranos is a great show. [x-it is sometimes considered a vowel] Your last name ends in a vowel. [x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. [x] You know how a real meatball tastes.  You know Italian songs. [x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.  You speak some Italian. [X] You are under 5’10” [x] You know what a Italian horn is  Spaghetti is the best food in the world! [X] You talk with your hands. Total: 7
Spanish  You say member instead of Remember. [X] You speak Spanish or some. [X] You like tacos.  YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.  You are dark skinned. [X] You know what a Puta is. [X] You talk fast occasionally. [X] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. [X] You know what platanos are. Total: 6
Russian  You say villian as: Vee-lon.  You get short tempered. [X] You know of somebody named Natasha. [X] You get cold easily. [X] Rain is fun for you.  You get into contests all the time. [X] You can easily make do with the cold weather. Total: 4
Irish  You think beer is the best. [X] You have a bad temper.  Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O’, Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.  You have blue or green eyes. [X] You like the color green.  You have been to a st. pattys day party.  You have a family member from Ireland.  You have blonde hair. [X] You have/had freckles. [x-haha] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing. Total: 4
African American [x] You say nigga/nukka casually  You have nappy hair.  You like rap.  You know how to shoot a gun  You think President George Walker Bush is racist. [X] You like chicken. [x] You like watermelon. [X] You can dance. [x :)] You can ‘sing’ gospel. Total: 5
Asian  You have slanty/small eyes. [X] You like rice a lot. [x] You are good at math.  You have played the piano.  You have family from asia. [X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.  Most people think you’re chinese.  You call hurricanes typhoons.  You go to Baulko. Total: 3
German [X] You like bread. [x] You think German Chocolate is good. [x] You Speak some German. [x] You know what Schnitzel is. [x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi. [X] You went to Pre-school. [X] You’re over 5’2 Total: 7
Canadian  You like/play/played hockey.  You love beer. [X] You say eh.  You know what poutine is.  You speak some french.  You love Tim Horton’s.  At one point you lived in a farm house. [x] You watch/watched degrassi. Total: 2
American  You hate foriegners.  You hate non - Christians. [X] You’re lazy.  You are not cultured.  You hate abortion.  But love the death penalty.  You don’t read. [X] You shop at walmart.  You think this survey is rather biased. Total: 2
see.? i told you guys that i’m black . no one ever believes me :/
I’m Spanish? Whaaat? X]
I’m Italian and German. Weird. I actually am that. Huh.
“Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion. That is just being "in love" which any of us can convince ourselves we are. Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident. Your mother and I had it, we had roots that grew towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches we found that we were one tree and not two.”—
Stephanie: Stephanie is, to say the least, an incredible girl. She is an immediate soul mate, before you even have the time to realize it. She is gorgeous, but still stands out from the other pretty girls. She has a sense of humor that never dissapoints or keeps you from laughing. She has this aura about her that no one else could ever have. She carries herself with grace worthy of Grace Kelly herself. Stephanie is loving, unique, and maybe even a bit quirky; but its in a cool addictive way. Once you meet a real Stephanie, don’t ever let go.