Downfall to being up at this time.

My dashboard is dead. Sad day.

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You are the cockiest little shit I have ever met.

Oh, Patricia.

Patricia: “I was creepin’ on him all day yesterday. I made a screensaver.”

Me: “Yup, I’m going to post that.”


“And that’s Showbiz … kid.”

And that’s Showbiz … kid.

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chance-at-bliss:

You can’t count on others. They always leave. You have to be strong for yourself. No matter how hard, you have to try. Because if you do try, the results will be amazing.

It’s too quiet in my house.

nostringsattached-xo:

No female ever wants to be called a ”bitch” but once you put ”bad” in front if it, these hoes feel honored.

THIS.

corgiaddict:

thefrogman:

finalellipsis:

I made these gifs in ye olden dayes before photosets and 1MB limits and such. So I present to you:

Sparky the Dancing Corgi REDUX

…HD

ON ICE

This is too cute to not reblog.
 

You’re going to come across people in your life who will say all the right words at all the right times. But in the end, it’s always their actions you should judge them by. It’s actions, not words, that matter. — The Rescue by Nicholas Sparks

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Where does a story truly begin? In life, there are seldom clear-cut beginnings, those moments when we can, in looking back, say that everything started. Yet there are moments when fate intersects with our daily lives, setting in motion a sequence of events whose outcome we could never have foreseen Nicholas Sparks; A Bend in the Road (via ohnogino)

I have had a splinter in finger since last Wednesday.

It’s in my pointer finger on my right hand. I would appreciate it if it just jumped out of my finger because it hurts really bad.

Scraping my knee on the ground, no big deal.
Cutting my hand while chopping onions, not a problem.
Getting a splinter while dusting my bookcase, AMPUTATE MY FINGER.